In case you like train-wreck television, here's a programming alert: Dee Snider and his wife Suzette will be on Celebrity Wife Swap tonight.
You may be asking yourself, "Who is Dee swapping Suzette for during the show... and why?" Well, the answer is Liz, partner of rapper Flavor Flav. Liz and Flav have been together nine years and have two kids. The Sniders have four kids by the way.
So, Suzette moves in with Flav for a week and Liz moves in with Dee. I'm sure hilarity ensues... but I gotta admit, I won't be watching.
Wife Swap is a show that never did anything for me, but if you're interested in seeing Dee and hear some obligatory Twisted Sister tunes, the show airs tonight on ABC. Check your local listings for the exact time.
Oh and if Celebrity Wife Swap isn't enough... Dee Snider will be part of the cast on NBC's Celebrity Apprentice, too. He'll be competing against Clay Aiken, Arsenio Hall, Debbie Gibson and a slew of other folks. That show starts Feb. 12 (and no, I won't be watching it either)!
"I Wanna Swap!"