This is very cool of KISS. As part of the NBC Hiring our Heroes event, KISS will hire a veteran to fill an open slot among their touring ranks for this summer.
KISS is looking for a carpenter for their tour with Motley Crue this summer. No previous carpentry experience is necessary. You will work long (I'm betting super long) hours, assemble the KISS stage set, run effects and tear down after the concerts are over.
To apply for this job, send an email to email@example.com with your resume and contact details.
If you are the lucky veteran who lands this job - and you happen to get it because you saw this post - you better send me an email to tell me about it!