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In Which Bret Michaels Forces A Cat To Wear A Bandana

Hilarity ensues (thanks in part to Conan O'Brien). You can't make this stuff up at this point. Watch.

Reader Comments (5)

Eyeliner for a reality TV show? Bret's in good shape. Does he need to look like a botoxed neurotic housewife? (I know, that's his fan base) Brilliant!!

Who woulda thought 25 years ago our rock star heros would be doing this stuff? Can't make this stuff up.

CC, Bobbi & Rikki are sitting at home sayin, "I wanna, tour, make an album....make some money". Bret is doin all 3. Although the tour and album part may be underwhelming. The money part I am sure is not!

Penelope, time for the Decline of Western Civilization Part III.

For full disclosure..all the power to Bret. Free country, free market. "Amereeka, vat a kuntreee" what 80's comic said that? "Boris something, right?
June 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKixchix
Think his name was Yakov Smirnoff Kixchix?
June 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterGary
I love that Michaels is laughing all the way to the bank, and his customers are probably happy with this junk.

Kixchix: it is way past time for “The Decline of Western Civilization Part III!” Also, the comic is the great Yakov Smirnoff originally from the USSR. His best joke: "We have no gay people in Russia. There are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it. The punishment is seven years locked in prison with other men and there is a three-year waiting list for that."

He is now a psychology professor.
June 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSean
A true idiot for the idiot masses.

Money isn't everything, guys!
June 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMetalboy!
Yep go Metalboy! money is not everything...but bret michaels is making a ton of it, hes a genius, marketing all this stuff and so forth. i dont know much about it, so i dont have much to say.
id like a poison tour and an album it dosent have to be look what the cat dragged in part 2, make it the way you wanna make it. do a flat out poison record like hollyweird i loved hollyweird!!!!! theres a hell of a lot of money for poison out there even if they did the eps and stuff.they could keep the fan base happy with an album thats not entitled greatest hits volume 35. then they could do shows make their money and have fun.....
August 6, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdj

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