Bret Michaels Is Now A Bobblehead

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#BobbleBret woke up on the beach this morning wearing one cowboy boot and missing his truck stop party hat. Must have...

Posted by Bret Michaels on Thursday, May 28, 2015

Comments

[Him]

If a chuckle-head, why not a bobble as well? I kid the Branding Maestro with a mane like My Friend Flicka, I do.

But this is just part of BM's ongoing tie-in with Nissan, which he does when he isn't over at Overstock shilling dings and dents, or at PetSmart fighting over shelf space for his chew toys.

When "Rock of Love" is starting to look like a high-water mark in this phase of his career, you know something is amiss.

[Metalboy!]

Grasping at straws, HIM! You know what it is with this dick by now!

[Metalboy!]

Breck NyQuils' very being has finally perfectly manifested itself into what he truly is.

[Metalboy!]

Hey, Allyson! Is this the first time you've done a post without accompanying copy? I can certainly see why you didn't this time.

You've said it all without saying a word (accept the prefunctory header, of course) as this is certainly the perfect example of "A picture says a thousand words."!

[Dj]

Kind of surprised he has yet to do a play on words with his name and Michaels craft store. This is getting ridiculous.

[Gary]

He ought to start endorsing Massengill......

[Him]

Some of these comments have me laughing out loud!

I really do wonder what he thinks his fans (and I would count some/most of us, to varying degrees, as that) think about this. As I see it, either answer is sorta' sad: (1) he doesn't care what fans think; or (2) he does and he thinks they see this as just a continuation of his rockin' best!

[fletch]

Sorry for another Howard Stern reference, but for those of us who have followed his career too:

At this point: Bret Michaels = Jackie Martling

And, I loved back when Jackie was a part of the show. Ah, the good 'ol days...

[Metalboy!]

HIM, it's obvious he sees the humor in having himself immortalized as a Bobblehead based on what he or, more likely, his publicist tweeted, so ya gotta give him that.

Still, once you go Bobblehead, you never go back. Is he just looking at a catalogue of crap and going, "Oh, I could do that!"? He's running out of options. It's astonishing a sex tap hasn't already emerged!

[Metalboy!]

Sex tape! Can't spell this early or this hungover, haha!!

[oper8n]

Would love to know what a sextap looks like, though.

[Metalboy!]

I'm not sure what one looks like either, oper8n, but if it can be packaged and sold, Michaels will be releasing one shortly.

[fletch]

^^^you're silly, mb. and you know gosh darn well that there is a tape. he didn't capitalize on it. May not agree with everything he markets, He has (good) limits.

BTW. I believe that DL's photograph kinds means " a picture paints a thousand words". I was simply being a nuge. (made you answer!) :]

[Him]

Very true Metalboy! At least he can laugh. We are.

Big difference? He is cashing the checks. I am just lobbing quivers full of spaghetti-straight barbs.