If You Have Some Money To Burn...

For the Ozzy Osbourne fans out there... if you like board games, you can now get an Ozzy branded Ouija board. Because family board game night is metal.

The @OzzyOsbourne #Ouija only available as part of Scream tour VIP packages
$49.99 @eBay store
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— Ozzfest (@TheOzzfest) February 15, 2017

Comments

[Him]

Oh no! Not another one. Come on (again), people!!! Let's take this branded disaster to its logical conclusion.

I'll start:

Speak n' Spell of the Devil

Lionel Crazy Trains

And why stop there? Keep it going!

Over the Green Mountain Keurig K-Cups

No Bone Movie Projector

Black Licorice Sabbath

SATO Saki Set

The mind can barely conceive the licensing opportunities.

And, not to be too on the nose, but a Judas Priest "You Say Yes" Ouija Board makes a lot more sense.

[Gary]

Him, Speak and aspell of the Devil made me spit water out of my mouth when I read i!! 😂😂😂😂

How About. "Shot In The Dark" Condoms?
"Mama Im Comin' Home" for state unemployment agencies
"War Pigs" for the Hormel Ham Co.
"Road To Nowhere" for the Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission
"Paranoid" for the makers of Valium/ pharmaceutical industry


"

[Metalboy!]

Hahaha!!! HIM and Funny Gary strike again.

I'll say this... The OZZY OSBOURNE Ouija Board concept does come right out of the product unlike the bulk of Brett Michaels crap, most of which has nothing to do with him or who he is.

[Him]

You returned the favor, Gary, with Shot in the Dark Condoms!!! Well done.

[fletch]

Poison's "Open up and say...Aaahhh" for:
1) Health and Yoga (TM) male catheters
2) Playtex gentle slide tampons
3) Fleet gentle and disposable enemas

Cinderella's "Don't know what you got till it's gone" ADT security system

Bon Jovi's Livin' on a Prayer...(name it)
1) rosaries
2) bottle of holy water
3) Bibles
4) Scapulars
5) Crosses
6) Crucifixes
7) Wine
8) Indulgences
9) Beatitudes

[fletch]

actually, the more that I think about it, "Smooth up in ya" might be a better endorsement that "Open up and say...Ah!" six of one...

[fletch]

Cheap Trick's "Surrender" for Donald Trump's Presidency.

[Gary]

@fletch LMFAO!!!!!! The enema one had me about pissing myself!!!

[Dj]

Yeah the branding for rock n roll is getting out of hand, but on the other side I can't really blame bands since nobody buys albums anymore. But that doesn't mean to slap your name on anything to make a quick buck...make it something worthwhile and a quality product unlike KISS "air guitar strings"....an Ozzy Osbourne ouiji board would be cool, but I'm not gonna buy one..

[Jack T Ripper]

MB, 😂 ❄️ 😂

[Metalboy!]

Yawn...