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Thursday
Feb092017

So This Is A Thing

Valentine's Day is Tuesday. If you're still looking for a great gift for that special someone, perhaps consider some Guns n' Roses... roses... and concert tickets. Because why not? You can merchandise anything these days!

 

Reader Comments (8)

There are a lot of jokes to be had here. Come on, people! Fill some in, in the name of a cash-grab for love.

Wait. I'll start:

"Pretty Tied Up" Handcuffs

"Get in the ____ Ring" (I won't write the word, this is a family site! But it also appears in the newest Jackyl album title.)

"Back Off Bitch" Restraining Order

Now it is your turn!
February 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterHim
Lmao!! I'll never play him! Let's make some $$ for other bands too...
The Blue Murder "KY Jelly Roll"
Queens "Tie You Significant Other Down" handcuffs
Procol Harum's " Fifty Shades of Pale" restraint straps
The Richie Sambora "King of Swing" sex swing
Warrants "(Going) Down Boys" breath mints.....
February 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterGary
oh, the irony. perhaps axl rose can send rose bouquets to Erin Everly and Stephanie Seymour. I worked with a kid for a couple of years when he was 14-16yo. When he was 22yo, he had a restraining order placed against him by his then-16yo girlfriend after beating her up and breaking her jaw.

A few months later at her 17th birthday party, he showed up unwanted, violating the PFA, with a bouquet of flowers and a gun. He abducted her from her party and a few hours later they were found dead. He shot her to death and then killed himself. If that still doesn't haunt me.

bk? real men?
February 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterfletch
Oh Gary you sick puppy - I laughed my ___ (family site) off.... Where can I order the breath mints LOL...Dang Fletch I feel for you - It takes a special person to do what you do and Thank You for doing it. Trying to make a difference can take a toll.
February 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterShawn
Hahaha!!! Funny Gary is back! Priceless, as usual and a special nod to HIM for running with it.

I won't go there myself, but I'm going with you on your brilliant marketing ideas, hahaha!!!
February 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMetalboy!
thank you, Shawn.
February 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterfletch
ok Him, your post begs the question...What the fuck is a rock ring?
February 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterfletch
You made me laugh with that last post, Fletch. Well done.

And thanks to you for sharing that tragic story in the previous post. A bit of perspective.
February 10, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterHim

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