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[Him]

"Rachelle! Rachelle! Musty Plugs" and "Burning the Bandanna at Both Ends" Scents (comes as a combo-pack).

They have a smell that hints at desperation, with notes of aging, self-interest, and the continued need to be in the limelight. Thing is, the first one has a much longer wick and, like our worst AI nightmares, is self-aware.

[fletch]

Him: Imagine waking up, loggin on day after day and you read my continued posts which read, "shut up Him, you suck" over and over again, day in day out. Sometimes you ignore, sometimes laugh, but deep down it hurts. You try to change, you try to adapt, yet nothing is ever good enough. It's like High School all over again. Back in High school, I was sent to the shrink because I couldn't handle the abuse. Today, I go voluntarily to handle it.