Where is Lita?

Does radio host Eddie Trunk know what he's talking about or is he just fueling the fires of the Rocklahoma rumor mill?

According to my very good friends on the Rocklahoma message board, Trunk recently said Lita Ford would be playing Rocklahoma 2008. I'm skeptical because Lita seems pretty happy in her retirement, but I definitely think her performance would be something to see.

Still, I'm unconvinced. Nothing points to a Lita performance...but if she does play, will we get a mini tour as well?

In the 1980s, Lita reigned as the queen of glam...then she sort of fell off the face of the earth. Was this her way of bowing out gracefully, or did she see the writing on the record label wall?

I remember reading a 1990 issue of Metal Edge and checking the criteria for the annual people's choice awards. People continually voted Lita as the best female artist and the magazine editors wrote something to the effect of "Lita is great but she hasn't released new material in a long time. Maybe you should pick someone different."

So, do we want Lita and more importantly...does she even want us? I don't think I have the answer to either question.