So Bret Michaels Released A Dance Track

Clearly the world is coming to an end because Bret Michaels thought it would be genius to release a dance track. The song is called "You Know You Want It" and it's just terrible. You have to go to Myspace to hear the track (seriously). Check it out.

Midway through my first listen I was laughing so hard I started to cry and then couldn't breathe.

If you love it (which you won't), you can buy the song now on Amazon. The track will be on Bret's new album Good Songs & Great Friends due next month. I gotta say, even the art for the "You Know You Want It" single freaks me out a little...

Happy Super Bowl Sunday, Americans! I can't wait for your comments on this one.