David Lee Roth Just Made A Crazy Mini Movie

Apparently David Lee Roth was bored, because he just released a mini movie where he plays a milk-chugging hero assassin. Of course, the movie is subtitled because all the actors are Japanese... and Diamond Dave only has one line... also spoken in Japanese.

Dave probably does speak pretty good Japanese as he has a home in Tokyo, but still. You just have to see this... batshit crazy and epic all at once.