Let's Just Vote For Alice

Seriously, let's just vote for Alice Cooper. He's running a special "campaign" with his track "Elected." He might be running for president or prime minister or both, but anyway, it's all good and cool. Plus this is a smart marketing gimmick for him too. Here is the cornerstone of Alice's campaign:

1. Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
2. A snake in every pot
3. No more pencils, no more books
4. Adding Lemmy to Mt Rushmore
5. Rename Big Ben “Big Lemmy”
6. Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
7. Peter Sellers on the £20 note
8. Cupholders required for every airplane seat
9. Ban on talking during movies in movie theatres
10. Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day

As you can see, Alice has some real winners here - just absolutely great ideas! And quite frankly, why don't we have cup holders on planes? And yes, let's ban all selfies always! 

Alice Cooper Revives 'Elected' With Campaign for President + Prime Minister https://t.co/o1KIWP8m9p

— Loudwire (@Loudwire) July 19, 2016

Comments

[Him]

It is hard to argue with Alice! He does what he says, plays what he plays, and gives the people what they want.

The whole golf thing? I can overlook it. It is boring. But it IS presidential!!!!

Only question: Kane Roberts as Sec. of Roids??

[Ace Steele]

Only if he still promises to appoint Donny Osmond to head the "Department of Youth".

[Metalboy!]

Haha!! I will give my line-by-line veto of nearly EVERY one of these points in his platform but right now, let me be the first to go on record against bringing Brian Johnson back into AC⚡️DC.

They sound SO much better with Axl and Angus is reinvigorated, switching back to his Bon Scott era tuning, as someone on here informed us (was that you, Ace?), which is also a major contributing factor in their overall improvement as to how they sound.

The only thing that would change my mind is if Axl decided he did not wish to carry on with them.