Trending: Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons trended on Twitter for hours yesterday. When I first noticed this, I was worried he was dead or something.
But good news! All is well. Turns out, old Gene was trending because a cow was born... with markings just like The Demon. Every major news outlet in the world covered this.
You're welcome.
This newborn calf in Texas bears striking resemblance to KISS rocker Gene Simmons: https://t.co/8ByWEGrxWm pic.twitter.com/2P3hu6HGzS
— CBS News (@CBSNews) August 1, 2017