This Should Be Universal Law
And yes, this is a real school account!
The 8th grader who said “I thought Nirvana was a clothing brand,” last week has been suspended indefinitely.
— Yeshiva Har Torah (@HarTorah) December 8, 2021
We recognize this incident has proven upsetting to some members of the Gen X community. We will be gathering to heal together. All are welcome to bring a flannel shirt, @drmartens, a yellow Discman with minimum 30 seconds of skip protection, and an all around dour demeanor.
— Yeshiva Har Torah (@HarTorah) December 8, 2021
