Wait! No One Told Me About 'Rock The Locks' Festival

What is this mythical festival in Oregon call Rock the Locks?!? My beloved Crazy Lixx and Dirty Honey are performing, as is Dorothy, Steven Adler and many more! It goes down September 26-28 in Umatilla, Oregon.

The map tells me that is right on the water (locks, get it?) by the Washington state line. I think it is rural, but I've never been there so don't quote me on that. Looks like a lot of fun! Tickets on sale - follow the link in the post!