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Eminem Mocks Bret Michaels, Hilarity Ensues

Glamtastic, Batman! Eminem takes a swipe at all sorts of pop icons, including our beloved Bret Michaels. Sure, the song is crap (it is rap, after all) but the video is so great, it's worth enduring the tune for three minutes. My favorite part is when "Bret," his wig and Sarah Palin are in bed and...oh wait. You better just watch for yourself. I'd hate to ruin the plot.

Eminem - We Made You- Official Video

Reader Comments (17)

i find it funny. because bret made a douche out of himself when he did those rock of love shows
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercrüe düde
Eminem is a horrible artist. His rapping even sucks here and all his songs lack depth...all he can do is make fun of others. My guess is to defer the fact that hes a wannabe punkass white boy.
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDanny
Eminem is so embarrassing. I've seen a concert of him on TV once - it was just him on stage, no band at all which means all came from tape just not his vocals.

Sorry - this is no music to me. How is it possible to make so much money with this crap?

Rock of Love is embarrassing too, but at least Bret Michaels does real music. Nothing can beat that.
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterXandra73
Funny video crappy song and bret michaels deserves to be made fun of after that show! He is ruining Poison! Poison was/are amazing but that show is hurting them.
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMotleyCrue666
Amen, Xandra73.
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPlainJane83
I'm not going to even waste time and watch this video. Sorry.
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenteraXe mAn
Hmm, well I seem to be the only person who actually likes Eminem here. Not surprising really, as its Bring Back Glam, not bring back Rap.

This song isnt very good though, but the video's pretty funny, and you're all right, Bret has made a fool of himself, and he deserves it.
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLucifer
We tolerated his BS long enough. It's obvious that he cares more about fame than integrity; power (over people) than meaningful relationships; money, greed and egocentricity over what Poison originally meant (and sometimes still means) as a coesive unit.

And to think, HE threw ME (CC) out of the band...but I'm not from Pennsylvania anyway, so was I even part of the band to begin with, or someone to fuck with because of his misperceptions and his thirst for power and control.

There is a reason I skated under the radar for so long...I didn't even need to be on it. I know what glam looks like, I just don't know what it sounds like.

And don't worry about us, we are enjoying the fruits of our labor..Rick has his drum works, Bob has his family in sunshine Florida, and I have my beautiful son, Valen.
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBobby, Rikki and CC
What a joke....both the video and the late post!
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLucas Serpa
you got us...we were joking. Bret isn't a douche. Eminem doesn't "get it". If you had half the intellect I thought you had, you would have realized by now that EVERYTHING we've said and done, (AND I MEAN EVERYTHING) was done FIRST by someone else who "knew what he or she was doing" and "got away with it",

Therefore, we tempted fate and did EXACTLY what "those who know better" did, to see the outcome when we did it. I would have LOVED for someone to have taken me to task and called me and asked what I was doing, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE REASONS WHY... I mean, even the "Hmm", is a cheap shot at those in the know. Keep going back to him for answers. I am SURE he A Lot to say. ME FUCKING TOO!

Stay the outcast. That's where we belong. It's YOUR band that's the joke. HA HA
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBobby, Rikki and CC
I agree. The video is great but the song sucks ass.
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKenny Ozz
I respectfully disagree. The video is your (ok, maybe their) vision. The lyrics are most important and the song (our song) is what I SING...
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBobby, Rikki and CC
First of all... Fucking great video. I love the way Eminem takes the piss out of so many people and things in his videos. It's definately not his best song but it works. I wouldn't call it - or all rap - crap. Different strokes, you know?
And to all the people that are putting down rap, that's fine if it's not your cup of tea. But remember that there's been many a discussion here about not being so elitest or pigeonholing people based on bands or types of music they like. So ease up, metalheads.
And - Bobby, Rikki, and CC - WTF?? Dude, whoever you are, lay off the cough syrup, 'k?
April 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterValentine
Dude, Valentine, dude I fucking love you! Straight on. Guys stop dissing music genres that you don't like. Hello, you're glam metal fans, have you not learnt anything? Our genre is put down more than almost any other genre just because people don't understand it or because it's an easy target. Rap is an easy target, ain't it? No instruments, no bands... so you guys diss it. The people at or whatever they're calling it are probably dissing the Bret Michaels appearance in the new Eminem video or something LOL. Let's just stop the hate, seriously!

Oh and I'm a rap fan, and a major Eminem fan, but this song is horrible. I'll admit the chorus did get in my head after a bit, whoever it is singing it, it just doesn't fit an Eminem song though. I still stand by the opinion that the Eminem Show is one of the greatest albums of the 2000's (yes I said it) and that he won't make a major comeback until he returns to that grab-you-by-the-balls style writing he was doing back in 2001.

And I like Rock Of Love...
April 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichael
HaHAHAHA u all listening to ur loser music and saying rap sucks!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA u guys really do suck man rap owns n u bunch of loser are fags.
April 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFuckglam
Actually Eminem is making fun of Jani Lane and Bobbie Brown from the video "Cherry Pie" by Warrant when Sarah Palin and him are in bed.
May 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPlaya
yes bret and poison have cheesy lyrics and simple riffs, but at least they are playing music. eminem shouldnt bash on bret michaels. rap dosent really take instruments or if it does they stole it. (Vanilla ice ice ice baby-Under Presseure-David Bowie, Queen)
March 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDevin

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