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Is Nothing Sacred to Gene Simmons?

We all know Gene Simmon$ will market anything with his name - or the KISS brand - but c'mon: urinal cakes? Apparently, some people in much bigger cities than mine have happened upon Gene Simmons urinal cakes. The cakes promote the reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels.

Bloody hell.

Bloggers report that some of the cakes talk. I have no idea what a talking urinal cake would, um, say but I guess it's a sales pitch. I assume you have to pee on the cake to get it to talk...again, I'm no expert on urinals.

See a picture of said cake here.

You just know there's some crazed KISS fan out there, wandering the streets of New York City, hunting for a slightly less-used cake to add to his huge Simmons collection. I shudder at the notion.



Reader Comments (7)

That is absolutely brilliant ( and not in a good way ). What a disgrace Gene Simmons is.
June 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChristian
As a former long time huge Kiss fan, I can't think of a better way to express my fellings of what Kiss has become, than to piss on Gene.
June 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterScott
In a word, Gene Simmons is an idiot.
June 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterVelvet J.
This is one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen! I am a HUGE Kiss fan, but knowing that Gene stops at nothing to make some money, this doesn't really surprise me. At least the KISS logo isn't on this one.

As for how it talks when you urinate, it probably says something like "Buy season 3 on DVD!"

June 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRyo Vie
Ugh. And I was eating when I read that. I can't decide which part turns my stomach more - urnial cakes or Gene Simmons.
June 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterValentine
hes the biggest JEW in the music business
June 16, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterbumblefootboy
I got to believe that Gene would let us piss on HIM for a dollar.
June 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKenny Ozz

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