We all know Gene Simmon$ will market anything with his name - or the KISS brand - but c'mon: urinal cakes? Apparently, some people in much bigger cities than mine have happened upon Gene Simmons urinal cakes. The cakes promote the reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
Bloggers report that some of the cakes talk. I have no idea what a talking urinal cake would, um, say but I guess it's a sales pitch. I assume you have to pee on the cake to get it to talk...again, I'm no expert on urinals.
See a picture of said cake here.
You just know there's some crazed KISS fan out there, wandering the streets of New York City, hunting for a slightly less-used cake to add to his huge Simmons collection. I shudder at the notion.