Yesterday, we all basked in the glory of an early version of Cinderella hocking chili dogs. Today, a very young Warrant (I mean, look at Jani!) selling "backstage information" to kids via phone. They called these overpriced 900-number scams "rocklines" back in the day. Incidentally, I'm pretty sure the guy who voiced this rockline commercial was also the same voice of Ticketron. Ah, memories.