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No Joke: One Racy Commercial

Posted on Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 12:02AM by Registered CommenterAllyson B. Crawford | Comments15 Comments

Happy April Fool's Day.

Vince Neil just recorded a commercial for his new strip club, "Girls, Girls, Girls." Really, there are no words. It's just... I don't even know what it is, actually. Just watch. Geesh.


Reader Comments (15)

Typical Vinnie. Sad and pathetic..... When the club fails will they bring in John Corabi to save the mess as well???
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKenny Ozz
Perhaps . . . but Vince will just open Sister of Sin down the block and start wearing long silvery leather trench coats.

Thank you, Kenny, for a great laugh! Priceless.
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHim
Kenny LMFAO!! Or how about: In honor of Vinny's singing "style", the girls will only be required to remove every 3rd article of clothing.......
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGary
Worst human being on the planet. Hate him.
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBrian C.
Exactly, Gary!!!
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKenny Ozz
Gary's post is now know as "POST OF THE YEAR"....Hilarious, I almost spit my coffee this morning.
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJeff
The ad is silly and sleazy. But so is most of what Motley Crue has done over the years. In fact, I think it's safe to say that Motley Crue's brand is sleaze. Not to mention that many of the glam bands - especially the ones from the Sunset Strip - used sex/sleaze/misogyny to sell records, and it worked wonders for them.

Vince still has the desire (and financial means) to live that lifestyle, and this just seems to be an extension of it. Personally, I find it at least honest - Vince is who he is and he's pretty one-dimensional in that regard.

I find it interesting that people (and I'm not specifically referring to people at bringbackglam - I've seen it in multiple places) idolize & romanticize the sleaze from the glam scene in the 80's, yet are 'shocked and outraged' that Vince opened a strip club.
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBryon
I'm not sure that people are shocked OR outraged. Just sad for him, that's about all I feel. Apart from amusement at how bad the 'Vince oh Vince' girls were at acting.
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterChristian
i'm waiting for metaltoy to post before i lay down some words of wisdom
April 1, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterfletch
Bryon, you raise an interesting point. My response to that would be that Vince Neil isn't 21-years old anymore. He is now 51, and rapidly venturing into dirty old man territory. It's the same thing with Howard Stern. Back in the 80s when Stern was in his early 30s, it was entertaining to hear him on the radio with naked chicks in the studio. but now he is pushing 60 and just seems like an old pervert when he does that.

So, back to Vince, I'm not at all shocked that he has opened a strip club. I am, however, pretty skeeved out by the fact that he is easily old enough to be every stripper in that place's Father.
April 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBob
like Sully Erna..how are these losers still around??
April 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJimbo
Bob:

This post is specific to your HS reference and not to the VN commercial. It wasn't entertaining or cool to hear stern with "naked chicks" in the 80's and it isn't entertaining or cool to hear him with them today. And NOW, as you're older, it sounds perverted. But, it is interesting that "that's" what YOU enjoyed in his show. Rhetorically, it WASN'T perverted back then. I think howard actually understands now that this wasn't (isn't) cool, but to appease the LCD of his audience, he now has Ronnie or Sal drudge up these aspects of the show. It is during these segments (mostly) that I turn off the show.
April 2, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterfletch
Fletch, yes, in 1985 when I was 16-years-old, i thought it was cool that Stern had naked chicks on the radio...sue me. :) Fortunately, as stern has gotten older, he's developed a very polished interviewing style which, when he decides to put it to good use, the results are very entertaining. that interview he did with Billy Joel last year was some of the most compelling radio I've heard in a long time.

Stern has become multi-dimentional, Vince Neil has not. He's still the same sleazeball he was 30 years ago, and that's the problem. again, when I was a teenager, I suppose the LCD portion of my brain idolized him, but now that I'm spiraling into my mid-40s, I don't feel that way anymore.
April 3, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBob
Christian - good point, as always. It's interesting how acting like a kid (and being paid very handsomely for it) is all well and good while you're relatively young, but at some point (late 40's?) he crossed a line into pathetic-old man. If he started a strip club while in his 20's or 30's, would anyone have even blinked? It certainly wouldn't have been pathetic, even with a cheesy, amateurish ad.

As for the girls who are young enough to be his daughters, that's true. And it is 100% sleazy. But I think I can accurately say that there are a lot of guys in their older years who wouldn't mind getting the same sort of attention from attractive young women that Vince seems to still get.
April 4, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbryon
IT VINCE NEIL what do u want an ice cream palor
April 4, 2012 | Unregistered Commentertommydahl

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