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Tuesday
May202025

He Means 'Wait' But...

What do you think Nikki Sixx has up his sleeve now? New Motley Crue music? New SIXX:AM music? Another book soundtrack? A full tour announcement for after the (postponed) Las Vegas residency? Give me your guesses!


Reader Comments (4)

If it's new Sixx: A.M., hopefully it's without that god awful singer James Michael. Plug Corabi in there and that band would take off
May 20, 2025 | Unregistered CommenterJeff
Gawd … No more Sixx: A.M. period!

How about a full new Crüe album AND Tour!

Now with John5 contributing, it should be a piece of cake!
May 20, 2025 | Unregistered CommenterMetalboy!
I'm going to take a different approach on this one.

Let me be frank (but not Carlton Serafino Feranna Jr.). All of you, keep feeding the bear. No. Seriously. Keep doing it. Leftovers. Scraps. Hard earned dollars. I mean, he's so cute sitting there in your arena. You know, wandering around, yawning, scratching himself. Heck, he even picked up someone's bass that they left on their porch and it almost seemed like he was playing it. Priceless.

But I also urge caution. He's already learned how to pick the locks on numerous wallets. He has rummage through bins and bins of leftovers. Last time I was camping, I think I saw him wander off into the bush near my tent. Next morning, all that was left were some hair extensions tangled on a branch near where I cooked my food the evening previously. That, and some scat (Sixx:AM droppings).

Eventually, music control will deem him too 'domesticated' to be allowed to roam free. Then they will have to . . . wait for it . . . relocate him in some remote location far away from humans. Maybe Furlan(d). I hear that the waters are pure, the vistas are clear, and the catfish are abundant. And you thought I was going to argue for something more aggressive?!?!? Come on. Putting a tired, old bear out of its misery would be crue(l).

And if you think that is a backtrack on my previous post, you are seriously mistaken! Or am I not being serious enough? You decide.
May 22, 2025 | Unregistered CommenterHim
Hahaha!!!, HIM!

You’re just too damn funny!
May 23, 2025 | Unregistered CommenterMetalboy!

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