Bret Michaels Lists House For Sale

If you're in the market... Bret Michaels just listed his home near L.A. for 3.6 million. He wants a bigger place and more land apparently. I enjoy looking at real estate pictures, so this honestly interested me. I'm baffled the home doesn't have crown moulding... and it's all so beige. Clicking through the gallery, I said "Hair metal's been good to Bret," to which my husband immediately quipped, "He hocks everything from dog toys to throw pillows!" Can't argue with the truth. Still, Bret's a hustler - I'll give him that.

Bret Michaels is selling his house... because he wants something bigger. The headline made me chuckle.

Posted by Allyson Crawford on Saturday, May 16, 2015

Comments

[Ace Steele]

Wants something bigger? He should move into his mouth, which is conveniently ego-adjacent.

[Him]

That was a power-packed piece of polemic, Ace! Kudos.

[Gary]

Thanks for the early morning laugh Ace! Classic....👍

[Metalboy!]

Haha!!, Ace! Another halfas*ed McMansion for another halfas*ed Rocker (though, he wasn't always).

And it is amazing how subdued the interior design is Allyson (if that's actually his furniture. You know how brokers hedge their bets by propping these potential albatross properties).

The only room worth hanging in is the one with the white piano, chesterfield couch and Dean Explorers on the wall. The rest of it is boring and thankfully, sans crown moulding.

There is something both bathrooms have I find interesting... They both have comfortable seating aside from the commode... One has a black wing backed chair and the other a large white thickly cushioned backless bench...

I assume those are for when he needs to sit down after staring at himself in the mirror for long periods of time.

[bkallday]

He's been trying to make his foray into country for a long time, now. Anyone thats seen Poison over the last decade, could see it coming from a mile away. All their concerts consisted of honkytonk covers and "de-rocking" all their good shit. Michaels is even more clueless than ever, and is as much a pathetic laughing stock than anything else, at this point. Of course, banging old wrinkled skanks with gunts and double chins, will make em feel much better about himself!

[Dj]

Thanks for the laugh Ace!! Hahaha. I saw Poison about four years ago. Bret just needs to keep rockin. I don't know what he's trying to prove with all this media headlining bulls#!? that shouldn't matter.

[Metalboy!]

BK! Is that last comment really necessary?

MIWNLTF (Mothers I Would NOT Like To F*ck) are people, too!!!