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Friday
Dec312010

Bret Michaels: 2010 Celeb of the Year 

Well, I guess Bret Michaels is our Glam man of the year. After all, he successfully kept his name in the press more than any other musician in 2010. Fox News even just awarded Bret the title of Celebrity of the Year.


You have to admit Bret has, um, saturated the media market this year. From (almost) being decapitated at the Tony Awards, to nearly dying from a brain hemorrhage, to appearing on American Idol, winning Celebrity Apprentice and starring in a new show on VH1 called Life As I Know It, Bret's certainly been out there.


Of course, Bret also toured incessantly with his solo band and released the album Custom Built. Unfortunately Custom Built turned out to be a pretty bad record. In fact, the album landed on a lot of “worst of” lists for 2010.


So, now that Bret is officially Celeb of the Year, I wonder what 2011 will hold for the bandana-clad one? He's having heart surgery in a couple weeks and he's supposed to do more solo dates. Bret is engaged to longtime girlfriend Kristi Gibson...and 2011 is also the 25th anniversary of Poison. The jury is still out on a possible Poison summer tour, although I'm sure it will happen. I mean, how can it not?


So, now the question remains: who will be our music celeb of 2011?

Thursday
Dec302010

Am I the Only Person Who Still Likes Bon Jovi?

All the comments on Christian's recent Bon Jovi live review got me thinking: am I the only person who still likes Bon Jovi?


Now, that statement is a sweeping generalization and of course, the answer is no...but still. The negativity - on this site especially - really stunned me. Bon Jovi as a band are known to have some of the most loyal fans...period. They continue to sell out venues around the world and above all else, they've remained relevant since the 80s.


I am not of the persuasion that the guys in Bon Jovi steal songs although I do think they charge way too much for concert tickets. I don't think the band has necessarily “sold out” to other genres to stay famous. After all, music is a business and Jon Bon Jovi is a capitalist. If that means making some country tunes, well, I guess I don't have to listen to those particular songs.


So what is the main beef with Bon Jovi? Song theft? Ticket prices? Non Metal songs? Just curious on this cold Thursday.

Wednesday
Dec292010

Am I Too Old For This?

GWAR is coming to town. That is right, the almighty GWAR, whom I have already seen live about 10 times, but really, the show never gets old. So when I heard that one of the greatest club acts in the history of rock was roaring through my state, I realized I had to go. I do not care that it is on a Tuesday night, and I have to be at work on Wednesday morning...after all it is GWAR. So I start trying to wrangle up a friend or two to go with me to the show...and to my surprise, I find NO ONE to go with me. My trusted concert companion declined, as did the rest of my concert crew. I have one potential prospect, but it is a long shot.


So it got me thinking...have I gotten too old for a GWAR show but I am the only one who doesn't realize it? Ten years ago, it was never a problem to get a crew together for a show. Have my friends matured and left me behind...a sad man-child unable to find a friend? What a downer!


Really, I love a GWAR show. The stage show is unmatched, and their musicianship (while often uncredited) is fantastic. Understandably, 10 years ago, I would have been up front getting soaked with blood (and other fluids), but now I just hang out in the back, try to stay dry, and just watch the craziness that is the show. But, at 35, am I the old guy at the club or the guy who stayed WAY too long at the party? Please, someone talk me off the edge of this cliff...


Tuesday
Dec282010

2011 Predictions 

None of us can predict the future but it is fun to guess what tomorrow holds. It's especially fun to think up what will happen in the world of music in 2011. Here are my top five predictions for music next year:


1. Concert ticket prices will fall slightly but the cost of merchandise will soar higher.

2. M3 rock festival will expand to two days.

3. A random Glam band will reunite and rock us all. Autograph anyone?

4. The new SIXX:AM album will be amazing but the music press and other hipsters will completely ignore the record.

5. Whitesnake will play Rocklahoma, but the rest of the fest will be programmed modern.


Bonus: Steven Tyler will be awesome on Ameican Idol and we'll all be shocked.

So, what are your predictions for music in 2011?

Monday
Dec272010

Bon Jovi Live Review

The Bon Jovi Circle tour for 2010 ended in Sydney, Australia. I had bought a ticket for a Melbourne show, and then decided to pay $1000 to be “in the circle,” which meant I had to go to Sydney. Then, at the last minute, the scalpers started to sell what they had left at half price, so I bought a ticket to the Saturday show, as well. I’d read some set lists online, and I knew they were alternating between “Runaway” one night and “Dry County” the next, and I wanted to hear both songs.

The first night, I missed my early flight to Sydney and had to buy another one, not a great start. I basically lost the money I’d saved on the cut price ticket. My seat was on the edge of the ‘diamond’ section ($300 a ticket). It was a far from great ticket, but it was a bit past the half way mark of the venue (a football stadium). I don’t know why they played there and not in the arenas in the Olympic park, where AC/DC and Metallica played. This venue was open air, had limited facilities, and had a 10:30 curfew. I guess they got it cheaper or something. The following night I had bought a package that got me a meal before the show, seats in the second row, and a messenger bag, autographed program, and a voucher for $100 in merch. However, I am a bit of a merch whore, and I could not resist buying some stuff the first night, especially the “Sydney Sold Out” shirt, in case it ran out, given that it must have been printed for Sydney only. I knew it was not exactly true (they sold the last tickets for $49 and in the end gave some away), but still, it’s a decent shirt to have. They also had patches, which I thought was odd, who but heavy metal fans sew on patches, and I thought Bon Jovi tried to pretend they’d never try to qualify as metal. I wish Metallica had had patches for sale, as well as necklaces, badges, mouse mats, etc. The one that got me was, if you bought a ton of merch and wanted a bag to put it in, you needed to pay $15 for a cheap bag with Bon Jovi written on it.

Obviously, the audience was a lot more weight towards girls than what I am used to at a metal show, and there was a constant queue for the ladies toilets. Every time I went to the mens, some guy would be ferrying in his girlfriend/wife to use the mens toilets, which were always close to empty. In keeping with my surprise that Bon Jovi seem to be working less than in the past to pretend they were never glam metal, the opening act was actually pretty heavy and they sounded at times like the worst of a mid 80s metal garage band. The guy on stage claimed they have a deal and an album coming out, so I guess the music industry is still dying. I wore a Metallica shirt to the show and was surprised to hear people say things like “He’s at the wrong show.” I guess some people really DO just listen to one style of music their whole life.

So, one with the show. The first song was “Last Man Standing.” The last Bon Jovi album I loved was Keep the Faith, These Days, had some good songs but was not a great album for me, and it just got worse from there. I admit, I am listening to The Circle as I write this, and there are definitely a bunch of newer songs I came to like from hearing them live, but the two shows were still for me a mix of singing along loudly to older songs and standing with my hands folded waiting to see if I liked newer ones at all, and knowing I’d never like them like I do the older ones. A lot of the crowd was younger though; the two girls who kept screaming for Richie Sambora to take his clothes off could not have been older than 22, for example. After starting with a song I frankly did not know (although some around me plainly did), they hit us with the one/two punch of “You Give Love a Bad Name” and “Born To Be My Baby.” The next track was “We Weren’t Born to Follow,” which is the single off of The Circle, and one track I came to like. Tracks like “Just Older” and “Superman Tonight,” however, are songs I know but I don’t think are strong enough to feature live like this. Not when you have singles that you miss out on.

“It’s My Life” is obviously a big Bon Jovi song, cut from the same template as “Livin’ On A Prayer,” which it even name checks. “No Apologies” and “We Got it Going On” are two newer songs (the first is from the Best Of ), which I really liked both nights. “I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead” turned in to “Rockin’ All Over the World” and I noticed that Bon Jovi actually takes a few guitar solos on stage nowadays, I don’t know if he played the solo on the album, but I suspect not. “Bad Medicine” was next, and rolled in to “Pretty Woman.” They turned that song in to a different classic rock n' roll cover every night from what I can tell. Apparently the band had spoken to some fan club members in the afternoon and asked what rare songs they’d like to hear, which is why instead of singing “Lay Your Hands On Me,” Richie was next singing “Homebound Train,” which was apparently the b-side to “I’ll Be There For You.” Given how utterly awful at least 2/3 of New Jersey was, I was amazed that such a strong song was a b-side. It then obviously cool for them to roll it out. From there they did “Living in Sin” and switched to acoustic for “Never Say Goodbye,” “Love for Sale,” and “Someday I’ll Be Saturday Night.” “Love for Sale” was especially cool, with the whole band out on the end of the “Circle” with acoustic instruments. From there, it was “Lay Your Hands On Me,” a rare chance on this tour for Jon to sing it, as Richie had already had his chance to sing. Then it was “Have a Nice Day,” “Who Says You Can’t Go Home” and “Keep the Faith.”

I knew from reading set lists that two of the three encore songs are “Livin’ On A Prayer” and “Wanted: Dead or Alive” (this was also obvious, don’t get me wrong). So, when the first encore song was “When We Were Beautiful,” I decided to leave, as I’d see the last two songs the next night up closer. As a result, I missed a second encore of “Run Rudolf Run” (Chuck Berry cover), “In These Arms,” and “Love's the Only Rule.” I was very upset to miss “In These Arms,” but I don’t get the number of obscure covers Bon Jovi does. I guess at least they didn’t do “My Ding A Ling,” but I am a big Chuck Berry fan, and I don’t even know that song. Either way, so long as they are skipping some hits, they don’t need to have four cover songs in a set list, in my opinion. The following night, I was hoping they’d play longer, and do “Dry County” and “Runaway,” as they’d done neither the night before. Apparently, none of the songs I’d have tended to ask for, we requested (for the record), “Runaway,” “In and Out of Love,” “Tokyo Road,” “Let it Rock,” “Social Disease,” “Women in Love,” and “Blame It on the Love of Rock n' Roll”). I arrived at 4:30 to be lead to the dinner, which turned out to be finger foods, but was actually pretty decent. I did question the wisdom of free alcohol for two hours before the show to the people closest to the band, but, whatever. Some people definitely looked tanked. To add insult to injury, it proceeded to get wet and windy. My messenger bag was quite nice, but it turned out my $100 of merch took the form of a card usable on the website (meaning I had to wait, could only get tour stuff left over after the shows, and had to include postage in that cost). So I was glad I’d bought my stuff before.

Being up close was a whole lot better, obviously, but I was hard right, meaning that my view was across the stage, so I could see Jon, but not Richie for most of the night. I also did not realize that as well as a bass player who is, in theory, not in the band, they have a third guitarist (in that Jon is no slouch on guitar now), who also sings a lot of backing. Here are the songs I heard the second night that were not played the first:

Raise Your Hands
I Believe
Thorn in My Side
Blaze of Glory
Captain Crash & the Beauty Queen From Mars
Bad Medicine / Roadhouse Blues
Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen cover)
What Do You Got?
Squeeze Box (The Who cover) (acoustic)
Happy Now
Something to Believe In
Someday I'll Be Saturday Night
I Love This Town
Dry County
Wanted Dead or Alive
Livin' On A Prayer
These Days

One thing I have to mention, Jon made a huge deal out of not caring that he was playing in the rain, which was a steady drizzle. During the cover of “Hallelujah,” as he got to the climactic note, he hit it, and at precisely that moment, the skies just opened up and it poured. I know they have a lot of money, but I have no idea how they coordinated that...Thankfully, I’d run back out during “Captain Crush and the Beauty Queen from Mars” and bought some ponchos, one for me and one to protect my Bon Jovi bag, which I’d been told was cheaply made and would discolor in rain.

I do have to say that playing for 2 ½ hours represents a good value show, despite the high prices and I guess it’s the way they manage to justify so many covers, so many new songs and still do a good smattering of older hits. You’ll notice I did not get to hear “Runaway,” but “Raise Your Hands” was on my list, too, so that made up for it. One thing I have to say about seeing Bon Jovi so close is how clinical and calculated the whole show felt. For example, the woman in front of me had a huge bunch of red roses to give to Jon. She spent the last three songs trying to get his attention and in the end threw them up on stage after he walked off, because he never noticed she was there. When he walked past us on the catwalk, people flocked to put their hands up to high five him and he appeared to not even notice, let alone participate. I got the feeling that his shows are done on a sort of autopilot, with the focus on what looks good for the cameras, not on any actual connection with the crowd. In the same way, Jon thanked us for spending our “hard earned money” to come out and see them, but, he’s the one who decided that the only decent seats were $1000-$2000, and that any seat that could remotely see them enough to know who was who, were $300. In comparison, I was right in front of Metallica for $150. Also, in comparison, during the Metallica show, they would constantly interact with fans, even Lars was running forward between songs to high five people, and they spent a good half hour after the show handing out picks, etc. In comparison, I did not see Richie throw out a single pick. Bon Jovi are obviously masters of stadium rock, and they have the songs to back it up, and they are certainly generous with their time, but at the end of the day, I felt like they were all business decisions, I didn’t feel like there was anything like the concern for fans shown by other bands I’ve seen of late. I know that a band like Accept can easily meet fans, they are playing to 200 people, not 40,000. Metallica, however, are in the same league and did it with a lot more class, in my view.

Sadly, the voucher I was given for $100 on the Bon Jovi store does not work, it keeps giving me bogus error messages. I'd have thought with the amount of money they make, they could afford a competent webmaster, and perhaps even a web store that is functional.

Sunday
Dec262010

Bret Michaels: Ford Pitchman

First there was the Honda commercial featuring music from Judas Priest. Now, Bret Michaels of our beloved Poison is shilling the new 2011 Ford Explorer. There are no words.


Saturday
Dec252010

Merry Christmas 2010 Glam Fans

Whatever you believe, I hope you're having a great day wherever you are in the world. I find few holiday songs palatable but Enuff Z'nuff created an amazing tune with "Happy Holiday" from the album Peach Fuzz. Enjoy.