Motley Crue and Def Leppard Add More Tour Dates

The big stadium tour featuring Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Poison and Joan Jett is apparently wildly successful and now there are more dates (see below). My plans have changed then. Instead of trying to get overpriced resale tickets to Chicago, I'll give Cincinnati a shot. Right near home and no hotel needed. A big concert in July. I like it.

THE STADIUM TOUR SUMMER 2020
RECORD BREAKING SELL OUTS LEAD TO ADDITIONAL STADIUMS!
Pre sales will begin Jan 6th 2020. https://t.co/OlVxUp4AHe

6/21 SAN ANTONIO, TX
6/23 KANSAS CITY
6/25 ST. LOUIS, MO
6/27 MINNEAPOLIS, MN
6/29 NASHVILLE, TN
7/2 CINCINNATI, OH*
7/3 CLEVELAND, OH pic.twitter.com/76zPChfjtK

— Mötley Crüe (@MotleyCrue) December 18, 2019

Comments

[Gary]

I took a little creative license and rewrote the words to Girls Girls Girls in honor of Vinnies prowess with a fork. Cue up Girls Girls and let er rip:

Friday night and my fridge is light
One jar of pickles and 3 Miller Lites
A pan full of grease for some pizza bites
But what I need to make me right is some

Carbs Carbs Carbs
Crab legs and tenderloin tips
Carbs Carbs Carbs
McDonalds down on the Sunset Strip
Carbs Carbs Carbs
Fresh dip, bag of chips

Trick or treat I love to eat
Most anything is great with cheese
Yankee pot roast can’t be beat
It’s the best with another meat

Carbs Carbs Carbs
At the Arby’s in Fort Lauderdale
Carbs Carbs Carbs
Eating in Atlanta at the Hoof and Tail
Carbs Carbs Carbs
Looking like a big beached whale

Have you read the news
Snickers now come in twos!!!
She wouldn’t feed me
Instead I ate her heart

I’m such a hungry boy
I just need some La Choy
I tell ya what girl bake for me
I’ll keep ya overemployed
Just make me some doughnuts
Or some buns with seeds

Ate a horse in Paris France
Gained 12 pounds and blew out my pants
I scarfed some rolo's and a lobsters paw
Washed it down with 12 White Claws

Carbs Carbs Carbs....

[Spyke-jimbo]

Gary..CLASSIC!!! :)

[GNR]

Nice Gary.... seriously two thumbs up

[Gogmagog]

I can't wait to hear:

Gravy .... don't go away mad, just go away

[Metalboy!]

Hahahaha!!!

Priceless, Gary!!!

Hahahaha!!!

Wait, let me run and get some Kleenex I rush ordered from Amazon ahead of time in preparation for a moment like this!

Absolutely snot-out hilarious, man!

I didn’t think it was possible but I do believe you may have topped yourself!

Needless to say, I will be bearing witness to the debacle that will be a newly repurposed, fit and trim, liposuctioned, facelifted, vocally retrained, unboozled Vince Neil!

[Jeff]

Classic! Who else sung along to the music in your head while reading this???!!!

[fletch]

I'll be the black sheep. I don't find this funny. Interesting, yes. But I still get bunched when mb and him come on here and support this commetary. I thought they are the "intellectuals" of our community. Yet, they laugh at Gary's posts.

Now, if you want to do a Ted Nugent parody...

[Basileus]

Lame

[Bkallday]

I will be at the Cincy show for sure & perhaps the Nash-Vegas show! So much for the ATL! 🤘🏼

[Metalboy!]

I’ll be in Minneapolis!

[Steverox]

Yeah this is great news ... will be Cincy for me too as it’s by far the closest to Louisville. Can’t believe all the sellouts!!!

[Him]

Fletch, please check your facts. They are sorely out of date. I took issue with my own approach to this topic months ago, and I self-corrected. It isn't the most fun approach to take. But I made my choice. So please at least acknowledge that fact and point your arrows in other directions.

[Gary]

Sorry for stirring up shit.Life is short and mostly sucks. I try to inject some humor into people’s lives. Trust me when I say I make fun of myself more than anyone else. That being said, Merry Christmas to one and all. Rock on folks as it’s been a blast! Thanks Allyson for a cool site. I’m out. ✌️

[JT]

What's with the asterisk on the Cincinnati date?

[fletch]

I stand corrected, him. Peace/rock on.

[fletch]

You, too Gary. Peace/rock on.